I would rather die of passion than of boredom.– Vincent van Gogh (via suiicune)
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
I’m not one for reading into these sorts of things, but for the last 2 nights I’ve dreamt that I’ve a baby with someone I don’t know and I’ve had to look after it and I’ve just.. Left it somewhere. It’s pretty fucking weird as dreams generally are, but they’ve been so vivid and similar I figured I’d look it up. ” If you dream that you...
THAT ONE TIME STEVE IRWIN GOT BIT ON A SHOW AND...
oliveslife: tanglebox: mooneymannyinthesky: overland-frost: BUT THE LADY IS LIKE “… .y… -okay.” ALWAYS REMEMBER. even the puppet backed up crying because of the puppet tho
“your pokemon has hurt itself in its own...
janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
wiitangclan: wiitangclan: the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
stevejobsvevo: HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are always call your significant other by their german translated name wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”
Creative Something: The best thing vs the thing... →
creativesomething: Those that get past creative blocks often aren’t the ones who necessarily have the capacity for more creativity. Nor are they consistently the ones with the right tools or more resources. No, those that excel when it comes to ideation, to getting past the creative block, who find solutions…
Sex is an art. There should be no shame in having to learn it, to practice it,...– Hot, Passionate, Rational Sex (via gruntledandhinged)